I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You smell like stripper and shame
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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