Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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