Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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