real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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