Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
love makes seman taste better
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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