We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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