Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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