I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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