sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I need water and some morals
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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