seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
