That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
