I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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