D3 body, D1 cock
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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