I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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