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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

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(804): View more from Virginia

Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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wow, that really makes you stop and think.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?

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(425): View more from Washington

Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal

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Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.

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(231): View more from Michigan

It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow

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