I hate your face
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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