she woke up with a sticky ear
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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