I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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