David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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