Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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