Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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