just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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