you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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