This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
