Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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