spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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