I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i already hear my dad disowning me
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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