New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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