we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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