I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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