Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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