You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
