i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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