Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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