we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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