He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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