what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
