My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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