I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
