So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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