And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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