U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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