Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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