just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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