i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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