How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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