well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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