I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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