Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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