and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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